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jesseplnkmvn:

today i was in hot topic with my mom and there was a bra with Simba on it so I asked her “want a lion king bra?” she said “why would i?” so I put it in front of my chest and said “hakuna ma tatas” she had to leave the store she was laughing so hard.

dutchster:

when you try to flick away a bug but it comes towards you instead

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shippingsabrieliam:

What if you went to a parallel universe and were going to meet your evil self but the version of you there is actually really nice and you’re the asshole


mom:  don't eat the cookies yet, they just came out of the oven and are too hot
me:  fire cannot kill a dragon