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wolfintestine:

sqr-knt:

Went out and bought a can of pineapple juice cuz Waka said it’d make my cum taste better

too bad your sock doesn’t have taste buds

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-annoying:

bravado by lorde is always stuck in my head

Have you ever had *whispers* unprotected sex?

sashaforthewin:

fishingboatproceeds:

Four different people asked this.

Guys.

I HAVE A CHILD.

I laughed at this

then I noticed it was John Green

then I laughed harder

theweaponofchoice:

what’s even cornier are those posts like ADULTS FORCE YOU TO GO TO COLLEGE AND CHOOSE A CAREER FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE I JUST WANT TO TRAVEL THE WORLD, EXPERIENCE LIFE, AND BE IN THE WILD

boo hoo your parents are paying for you to go to college how do you think you’re going to travel the world when all you do now is watch reruns of Daria and make text posts about how you’re too scared to use a telephone to order delivery pizza